Morning with dogs in NOLA

I'm not really sure, but I THINK I saw this guy delivering a door to my neighbors this morning from the back of a government vehicle that looked suspiciously like a coroner's van.

New Orleans can be a little unsettling in the morning light.

he said -she said - I heard

he said: You are a northeastern liberal jihadist

I heard: You are a northeastern liberal Goddess.

I like mine better

he said -she said - I heard

What you said: My asthma is kicking in again.

What I heard: Miasma is kicking in.

whatever -both suck