Monday, May 5, 2014

You said -I heard

You said TracPhone
I heard Crack Phone

Thursday, October 24, 2013

You said-I heard

You said cell health is essential
I heard self help is essential

Aging is so much fun.

Friday, March 29, 2013

Procrastination 101

Inertia is my natural state.
Growing up enduring Catholic Mass taught me the ability to sit absolutely still - unmoving - while not paying attention to whatever was being said. This served me poorly in college. When a professor would begin a lecture I would go "out the window". This also served me poorly in my marriage. When my then hubby began to explain whatever, I would go "out the window".
Now I have perfected this to whenever I tell myself I must do something I can sit absolute still - unmoving - while not paying attention  to whatever is being said.
Out the window.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

aged hearing

He said,"Get relief in tablets"
I heard, "Get belief in Catholics"

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Just a reminder...

Don't burn bridges. It pollutes the river.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

THAT week in August

always always always my absolutely favorite time. This week of Illumination Night, Agricultural Fair, Oak Bluffs Firemen's Fireworks, Presidential Vacation sightings is truly what I live for here.

An end to serious summer.
A beginning of the silly season.
A full house complete with chaos, drama & an unbelievable mess of people, dogs, music & food.

Need I go on?

Having started my day with a remarkable thunderstorm & a quaking dog, I watched it go downhill from there.
On the vineyard 2 retired types shot each other. He died, she's in hospital. News report includes the price of the house they sold in Harvard, MA & that they own a private plane. WTF?
In my hometown a small plane crashes in the front yard of folks I know. News reports the homeowner used to fly planes but withholds name of female passenger on the plane. WTF?
On Staten Island an historic house either burns down or a realtor fell in a 10 ft. well. WTF?

I know Mercury has gone retrograde but this is a bit much. I am feeling a bit fearful of what else the day may hold. Perhaps a good time not to look at any more news spots.