Thursday, May 19, 2011

RAPTURE I

I am completely fascinated by the "Rapture". So many questions:
Can I have your car?
Where's the best place to watch?
Are there gonna be viewing stands?
Can you buy tickets?
What about pets?
If you're in a plane are you exempt?
What about if you're in the space station?
What do I wear?
Does this mean there are no longer private beaches?
Will Twitter & Facebook end, too?
Who of my friends will still be here?
Do I need to vacuum?
Is this hell on earth for the rest of us?
Should I chill the champagne?
Should I plan a viewing party?
Will this be covered by FOX or MSNBC?


Do I care?

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